Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!Features:Relatable phone-based interaction system.Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.Privileges:Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field (Security Clearance Required).Minimum Qualifications:Must be able to read, quickly.Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.Able to complete assigned tasks independently.Preferred Qualifications:Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.Strong desire to generate Value.Tinnitus resistance.Morally flexible.Important System Disclosures:Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.Disclaimers:*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value."The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it."Kotaku.gov